The Hoser’s Guide to the 111th Grey Cup
Calling all degenerate Grey Cup attendees! Your guide to medically unsafe binge drinking and general antisocial behaviour has arrived!
711 Words About BMO Field
I attended the Argos’ first regular season game at new BMO field on June 23rd, 2016 and here’s my rant. The Shipyard (A for effort, C+ for execution) This was the official (non-tailgate) pre-game party It was virtually impossible to purchase beer from the bartenders whom ostensibly couldn’t handle making change. Even more difficult was…
The Blue Bastard’s Annual Canadian Football League Prognostication for 2016
Winter could’ve been worse but it sure was a bastard of a spring! Rejoice! June has arrived, along with nine undefeated Canadian Football League teams and 167 reasons (games) to drink to excess. I have already foreseen the results of this years campaign and as per tradition, I spoil it for you below. Terms of Service: By reading…
A Hoser’s Review of the 103rd Grey Cup
It took two solid weeks to recover from the 103rd Edition of the Grand National Drunk and longer still to put fingers to keyboard. I’m late, so what? Dock my pay! Thursday The first actions of the trip were to collect the rental car and purchase some rocket fuel for the weekend. What did I see on…
The Hoser’s Guide to the 103rd Grey Cup
Canadian Christmas is back and with it, by popular demand, the 103rd edition of the Hoser’s Guide to Grey Cup! So grab a beer ‘eh and settle in for this year’s lesson. Introduction By using this guide to chart a course across the frozen tundra of Winterpeg, Manisnowba, you will be taken through every important watering hole Grey Cup…
The Hoser’s Guide to the 102nd Grey Cup
The Grand National Drunk is back! I will attempt to impart some of the drunken wisdom acquired first hand over the years in the space following. Yes, most of this is about drinking and where you can go to have the most fun drinking and yes, I pecked it out one handed with a drink in…