The Last Ever Football Game at SkyDome

I haven’t heard any mention of it but tonight’s Bombers v Argos tilt is likely the last ever football game that will be played at SkyDome (I’ll never accept Rogers Centre). The Argos will finish third, meaning no home playoff game. Next year’s Grey Cup (and all the ones after that in TO) will be…

Caution Rolling Heads Coming

The sword has finally fallen and Pat Tracey is mercifully no longer the Special Teams Coordinator of the Blue Bumblers.  Why was his decapitation delayed for so long?  Most likely because Tracey was the position coach for both O’Shea and Kyle Walters in University.  It’s always easier to look the other way then do what needs to be…

Grey Cup Set: Argos Get What They Deserve, Riders Shock Calgary

Rob Ford Crashes Party The Argos got what they deserved.  They made a public spectacle of uninviting Rob Ford but he showed up anyway creating a side show where none existed previously.  Now they’re done for the year. By all accounts fans on both sides seemed to enjoy his appearance.  Whether they were booing or cheering…

Fresh Blood in the Streets of Winnipeg

Timmy finally got it today.  Why that took as long as it did is anyone’s guess. The FreeP is reporting the likely candidate for his replacement as Khari Jones, the cro-magnon that was run out of town years ago for being the opposite of bright.  If you can’t tell how I feel about that already…

Bombers Moving to the West Division in 2014

A lot of you probably think this is a great idea.  Too bad you are entitled to your own opinion because this fucking sucks. “But the Blue Bombers’ rivals are in the West!” No they’re not.  You can make are argument against the green slime but most of them don’t even consider us their main…

Bombers Complete Triple Play, Remove The Goat’s Head

Just when you thought it was safe to go outside and buy beer the butcher’s block was covered in the blood of yet another traitor. Almost day old news by now but I had to say something about it.  The writing was on every wall at IGF when Marcel Bellefeuille was dropped into the city. …

EXCLUSIVE: Joe Mack’s Secret Identity Revealed

WINNIPEG, Aug 13, 2013. For immediate release. Winnipeg Police today revealed the true identity of the man terrorizing Blue Bombers fans for over three years. “Joe Mack”, otherwise known as John “Jigsaw” Kramer, the former General Manager of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers Football Club was removed last week by newly minted CEO Wade Miller after months…