The Hoser’s Guide to the 111th Grey Cup
Calling all degenerate Grey Cup attendees! Your guide to medically unsafe binge drinking and general antisocial behaviour has arrived!
Week 3 Picks
Peeee-ewwww! Edmonton stanks! BC @ Winnipeg: Thursday, June 22nd Pick: WinnipegBC’s not scaring anyone without Nath Rourke. Montreal @ Hamilton: Friday, June 23rd Pick: MontrealI didn’t see myself picking Montreal this early in the season. I really don’t like what I see from BLM. Something wrong with that arm… Saskatchewan @ Calgary: Saturday, June 24th…
The Blue Bastard’s Annual Canadian Football League Prognostication for 2023
Football’s back! Grab a case and strap in. There are 21 regular season and three playoff weeks ahead! Those doubting my prowess need only look back at 2019 and 2021. I missed the tri-fecta in 2022 by a blocked field goal! Clearly I have a gift for prediction. Those whom ignore my prophetic words are…
Week 19 Picks
Will the real Ottawa RedBlacks please stand up? Montreal @ Ottawa: Friday, October 14th Pick: OttawaAlright I’m finally picking Ottawa. Hamilton @ Calgary: Friday, October 14th Pick: CalgaryNo one should trust Hamilton on the road, especially out west. Toronto @ Edmonton: Saturday, October 15th Pick: TorontoEdmonton’s already playing for next year. Winnipeg @ BC: Saturday,…
Week 17
No big surprises last week as we head into the home stretch. Saskatchewan@ Winnipeg: Friday, September 30th Pick: WinnipegThe Bombers are rested and angry after the bye. Ottawa @ BC: Friday, September 30th Pick: BCBC is very beatable. It’s tempting to take Ottawa. Montreal @ Edmonton: Saturday, October 1st Pick: MontrealEdmonton just has too many…
Week 15 Picks
No big surprises last week as we head into the home stretch. Edmonton @ Saskatchewan: Friday, September 16th Pick: SaskatchewanWhy hasn’t Chris Jones been fired yet? Winnipeg @ Hamilton: Saturday, September 17th Pick: WinnipegThis is a bit of a trap game for Winnipeg I think. Hamilton’s a cornered dog looking for a victim. BC @…
Labour Day Weekend Picks
The season starts after Labour Day does it? The Bombers can clinch a playoff spot with a win… Ottawa @ Montreal: Friday, September 2nd Pick: MontrealI know they won last week but I’m not sure when I’ll be able to pick Ottawa to win a game. Winnipeg @ Saskatchewan: Sunday, September 4th Pick: WinnipegThe Bombers…
Week 12 Picks
Well there goes Rourke for MOP… Calgary @ Winnipeg: Thursday, August 25th Pick: WinnipegNow that the perfect season is out the window, how will the Bombers respond? More importantly, do they have a kicker? Hamilton @ Toronto: Friday, August 26th Pick: TorontoThe Cats are… umm not good, need a QB. Saskatchewan @ BC: Friday, August…
Week 10 Picks
All you Nathan Rourke for MOP champions out there need to remember he’s had a very weak schedule! Montreal @ Winnipeg: Thursday, August 11th Pick: WinnipegSurely people are done picking against the Bombers? Toronto @ Hamilton: Friday, August 12th Pick: TorontoThere’s something broken in Hamilton and there’s no way they’ve found and fixed it in…
Week 9 Picks
Who dares challenge the champions? Winnipeg @ Montreal: Thursday, August 4th Pick: WinnipegThough bad things have happened to the Bombers in Montreal in the past… Calgary @ Ottawa: Friday, August 5th Pick: CalgaryCalgary is easily the second best team in the league. Hamilton @ Toronto: Saturday, August 6th Pick: TorontoThe Kitty Cats aren’t scaring anyone.…